Life Sucks Sometimes

An unfortunate maxim in life is that it isn't fair. People get stopped by police, played dirty by loved ones, and mistreated by employers. While I may not be able to stop that from happening, I can help you obliterate the residual paper artifacts.

If you have written evidence of some garbage you had to deal with, consider having a custom notebook created from it. For $5 more, you can send me your beloathed documents. I will shred them, blend them, and cook them in an oven to become a notebook.

Get that passive aggressive revenge you deserve.