My name is Dallin and I hate waste. Tossing stuff in the trash drives me crazy, and while I try to shop small for reusable stuff whenever possible, modern commerce wages a battle I just can't win. On one particular day, I opened my mailbox to pile of junk mail so huge that a fuse in my brain just sort of... popped.
That was it. I went to the dollar store, bought a 9" x 13" baking pan, some wire mesh, and a bottle of caulk to build a deckle. Using my NutriBullet, I destroyed all my junk mail with delight.